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Do you know your hymns?

Some people are just blessed with a wonderful sense of humor. It’s amazing the things

that can make us laugh. I came across this list of jobs and the songs that go along with them.

Although these may not have you rolling in the aisles with laughter, maybe they will bring about

a chuckle.

Dentist's Hymn .........Crown Him with Many Crowns

Weatherman's Hymn .........There Shall Be Showers of Blessings

Contractor's Hymn .........The Church's One Foundation

The Tailor's Hymn .........Holy, Holy, Holy

The Golfer's Hymn ........There's a Green Hill Far Away

The Politician's Hymn ........Standing on the Promises!

Optometrist's Hymn ........Open My Eyes That I Might See

The Tax Payer's Hymn ........I Surrender All

The Gossip's Hymn ........Pass It On

The Electrician's Hymn ........Send The Light

The Shopper's Hymn .........Sweet Bye and Bye

The Realtor's Hymn .........I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop

The Doctor's Hymn .......The Great Physician

AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:

55 mph............God Will Take Care of You

75 mph.............Nearer My God To Thee

85 mph.............This World Is Not My Home

95 mph.............Lord, I'm Coming Home

100 mph...........Precious Memories

~B Tolbert, via Christian Humor