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Bible Humor!
Did you know that bad driving isn’t something new? In fact, a man named Jehu had a
reputation for being a crazy driver around 2800 years ago. “The lookout reported, "He has
reached them, but he isn't coming back either. The driving is like that of Jehu son of Nimshi--he
drives like a madman" (2 Kings 9:20).
According to a ten year old little boy after reading the Bible he believes there are aliens:
“Do not eat anything you find already dead. You may give it to an alien living in any of your
towns and he may eat it, or you may sell it to a foreigner...” (Deuteronomy 14:21).
A man named Clark Grizzy reckons there's proof that there will be no women in heaven:
“When He opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven for about half an hour”
(Revelations 8:1).
Job uses some strange wording to describe his own creation by God. I don’t think I have
ever thought to compare myself to cheese, but Job did. “Did You not pour me out like milk and
curdle me like cheese?” (Job 10:10).
One verse found in the Old Testament seems to say that it is the man’s job to wash
dishes. Here God is speaking and compares His judgement against Jerusalem to a man washing
dishes. “And I will stretch over Jerusalem the line of Samaria, and the plummet of the house of
Ahab: and I will wipe Jerusalem as a man wipeth a dish, wiping it, and turning it upside down”
(2 Kings 21:13 KJV).
All of these verses make sense in context. Some of these verses remain funny even in
context. I can’t help but think that God has a sense of humor. He created us and one of the great
joys of life is being able to laugh. ~ Brad Tolbert
